In October 1998 Ben Mayer became the 5th host of Friday Nite Improvs. Running on the duel platforms of "Ol' Skool Improvs" (ie. better education as a path back to our improvisational roots) and "Logan's Run" (ie. Old people should be hunted down and destroyed) Ben seized the helm of the mighty ship that is ‘Provs and - like the Skipper on Gilligan’s Island - set out for the murky deep. Ben is big and sexy and a lawyer; you should not mess with him. He is also about a lazy as the day is long - not even taking the time to write his own Bio. He’s left the dubious honor up to me, Louis, his predecessor. Someday I fully intend to rise up out of the ashes of my most foolish lapse in judgment and take back what is rightfully mine from that no-account hack. I’d do it in a heartbeat, except for the fact that Ben could brake my neck faster than an Arkansas President can break in a new intern. Never the less, Ben did fulfill the prophesies and pull his finger from the Red-Patch; and therefore is rightly born King of all Improv. Unto him is vested all the rights and power thereof, for, and to-wit. Remember: Don’t mess with him.
